Once again, the ShapardResearch elves took to the streets delivering Pioneer Pies to those on Santa's list with a custom Christmas carol of their own creation.
Having recently learned of the lost art of Christmas caroling from old black and white Christmas movies, the elves asked, "Why do people not go caroling anymore?"
"I don't know," replied their parents.
"Why can't WE go caroling?" they then asked after Christmas break boredom had set in.
"Okay, can you deliver some pies for us as well?"
Merry Christmas to all, from ShapardResearch.